Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay
Wife:Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

SURAJ KI PEHLI KIRANKHUSHI DE APKO,

SURAJ KI PEHLI KIRANKHUSHI DE APKO,
DUSRI KIRAN HASI DE APKO,
TISRI TANDURASTI,KAMYABI,,.....
BAS BAS HO GAYA AB AUR ZYADA KIRNO SE GARMI LAGEGI................................

barsat ki 1rat, 1bhigi ladki, bhiga badan, .....................

barsat ki 1rat, 1bhigi ladki, bhiga badan, bhigi julfe, bhige honth, bhige kapde, unse najre mili to aisa laga;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
aa "BEn" ne 100% SHARDI Thavani 6e;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

A teacher to bapu: Dharo k tamara left pocket ma 1000rs chhe, ane right pocket ma 100rs chhe to tame shu vicharso? Bapu: salu aa pent konu chhe?

A teacher to bapu: Dharo k tamara left pocket ma 1000rs chhe, ane right pocket ma 100rs chhe to tame shu vicharso?
Bapu: salu aa pent konu chhe?

New Mobile 500/Rs me JisMe.

New Mobile 500/Rs me JisMe.
BlueTooth,
5 Mega TouchScreen,
Mp3,
8Gb Memory.
3 G
video call
Pixel,
Double
Camera,

Jaisa


Kuch Bhi Nhi Hai

Techer:Tere Pappa Kya Karte Hai

Techer:Tere Pappa Kya Karte Hai
GOLU: Sir! HDFC ke Malik Hai Teacher:Bahut Acha par HDFC ka Matlab Kya Hai
GOLU:Hiralal Dabeli & Farsan Center

SMS JOKES

Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga

GiRL:Q?

BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE..

SMS JOKES

T.C. to sardar in Train'Ticket batao.'Sardar :- 'Ha, Ha,Ye lo'T.C.:-

 'Ye to purani Ticket hai.
Sardar:- 'toh train konse showroom se nikali huyi he?

SMS JOKES

Doctor Pagal se: "Tum Pagal Q huey"?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki,
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai,
Un ke ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hoi,
Magar mai uski Naani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi bhi hui,
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya or me apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale kya mujhe b Pagal kerega.

SMS JOKES

Policeman sharabi se: Kahan ja rahe ho?
Sharabi: Sharab ke bure asar par lecture sun-ne,
Cop: Raat ko tumhein kaun lecture dega?
Sharabi:Meri biwi

SMS JOKES

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,
Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,
Boy: Plz de do na.!
Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga,
Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana.

SMS JOKES

Rich man:Mere pas car,bike,bunglow,farmhouse he,

TUMARE paas kya he?
POOR man-Mere paas Beta he Jiski GF teri beti he

SMS JOKES

Boy-hey darling mere sath chalogi
girl-kaha
Boy-jaha tum kaho
girl-ok ! Police station chalte hai
Boy-lo batao ab bhai apni behen se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta !

SMS JOKES

Bhikhari: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai
Man: lekin coffee 6Rs ki hai
Bhikhari: par saab girlfreand bhi to hai
Man: bhikhari hokar bhi girl friend banali
Bhikhari: na saab girl frnd ne bhikhari bana diya!

SMS JOKES

Bhikhari: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai
Man: lekin coffee 6Rs ki hai
Bhikhari: par saab girlfreand bhi to hai
Man: bhikhari hokar bhi girl friend banali
Bhikhari: na saab girl frnd ne bhikhari bana diya!

SMS JOKES

Bapu mobile
ma richrge krava gya
Dukandar:ketlnu karu?
Bapu:10 nu kro
Dukandar:7 Rs no talktime malse
Bapu:koi vandho nai
3 ni khari sing aapi dejo.

SMS JOKES

Patni- Khidki Mai Parde Lagwa Do,Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Kar rah Hai.
Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..

SMS JOKES

FATHER : Ek jamano hato k hu Rs.10 ma kariyanu, shak, Dudh ane Nasto lai avto.
SON : Have evu shakya nathi kem k badhe CCTV Camera lagela hoy chhe...

SMS JOKES

Patni=Shadi se pahle Aap roj gift dete they,par ab nahi kyu?
Pati=Kabhi tune Machuware ko Machli pakadne ke baad usey dana dalte dekha hai..

SMS JOKES

Darna h to AAHAT dekho
Rona h to BALIKA VADHU dkho
Nachna h to DANCE INDIA DANCE dkho
Or hsna h to AIENA dekho
kasam se haste-haste pagal ho jaoge.

SMS JOKES

Prem isaq ane mahobat......
E badhu stock market jevu che,
Ama to evu che ke favi gaya to harshad maheta ......

Nahitar...... Narsinh maheta

 

JOKES

PAGALPANTI
GOLU Ne Challenge Kiya Ke Wo Kutubminar Ko Sar Pe Rakh K Mumbai Le Jayega

News Wale Pahunch Gaye

Tab GOLU Bola: Bas Koyi Utha Ke Sar Pe Rakh De

JOKES

Santa was smoking in front of his father
mother-oye papa k samne smoking kr rha h
santa:-baapu hi to h,
Koi petrol pump thodi h jo aag pakad lenge

JOKES

GOLU Mobile Company Me Job Lene Gya
1st Hi Sawal Ka Jawab Dene P Usko Bhaga Diya Gya
SAWAL-Sabse Mashoor Network Konsa He

GOLU:Cartoon Network

JOKES

Santa:Humne 1 aisi cheez banayi he jisse ham diwar k us par dekh skte he

Angrez:wow ! wo kya he?
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Santa: Khidki

JOKES

SATYA ane ASATYA vachche nu antar ketlu?

25 Kilo Meter..!

Kevi rite?

GANDHI ASHRAM.....thi.... GANDHINAGAR VIDHAN SABHA..!

JOKES

Ek gujrati bapa tena foren ma rehta dikra ne phone kre 6 : Halo! Chagan Che?
Dikrani wife : Na te "BATH" ma 6.
Bapa: Ghadik to 6uta melone mare vaat karvi 6.

Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu,

Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu,
Koi eni sathe insaf nathi kartu,
Loko prem ne paap kahe to 6e,
Pn kon evu 6e je aa paap nathi kartu

 

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